ukulele
                             
If  
[C]you like Ukulele Lady,  

Ukulele Lady like-a you.  

If  
[G7]you like to linger where it's shady,  

Ukulele Lady linger  
[C]too. 

If you kiss Ukulele Lady  

While you promise ever to be true,  

And  
[G7]she sees another Ukulele  

Lady fooling 'round with  
[C]you  
[C7] 

[F]Maybe she'll sigh  

[C]Maybe she'll cry  

[D7]Maybe she'll find somebody else 
[G7]  

By and by 

To  
[C]sing to when it's cool and shady  

Where the tricky wicky wacky woo  

If  
[G7]you like Ukulele Lady,  

Ukulele Lady like-a  
[C]you.