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[C] Joan was quizzical  
[A7] studied pataphysical  
[Dm] science in the home 

[G7] Late nights all alone with a test tube  
[C] oh oh oh  
[G7] oh 

[C] Maxwell Edison  
[A7] majoring in medicine  
[Dm] calls her on the phone 

[G7] Can I take you out to the pictures  
[C] Jo-o-o-o 
[G7]an 

But  
[D7] as she's getting ready to go a  
[G7] knock  
[Gdim] comes on the  
[G7] door 

[C] Bang Bang Maxwell's silver hammer came  
[D7] down upon her head 

[G7] Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer 

Made  
[Dm] sure that  
[G7] she was  
[C] dead  
[G7]  
[C] 

[C]/  
[E7]/  
[Am]/  
[C7]/  
[F]/  
[G7]/  
[C]  
[G7]  
[C] 

[C] Back in school again  
[A7] Maxwell plays the fool again 

[Dm] Teacher gets annoyed 

[G7] Wishing to avoid an unpleasant  
[C] sce e e  
[G7] ene 

[C] She tells Max to stay  
[A7] when the class has gone away 

[Dm] So he waits behind  
[G7] writing fifty times I must not be  
[C] so o o  
[G7]

But  
[D7] when she turns her back on the boy he  
[G7] creeps up  
[Gdim] from  
[G7] behind 

[C] Bang Bang Maxwell's silver hammer came  
[D7] down upon her head 

[G7] Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer 

Made  
[Dm] sure that  
[G7] she was  
[C] dead  
[G7]  
[C] 

[C]///  
[C]///  
[D7]///  
[D7]///  
[G7]///  
[G7]/// 

[Dm]/  
[G7]/  
[C]  
[G7]  
[C] 

[C]/  
[E7]/  
[Am]/  
[C7]/  
[F]/  
[G7]/  
[C]  
[G7]  
[C] 

[C] P.C. Thirtyone  
[A7] said we caught a dirty one  
[Dm] Maxwell stands alone 

[G7] Painting testimonial pictures  
[C] oh oh oh  
[G7] oh 

[C] Rose and Valerie  
[A7] screaming from the gallery  
[Dm] say he must go free 

The  
[G7] judge does not agree and he tells them  
[C] so-o-o- 
[G7]

But  
[D7] as the words are leaving his lips a  
[G7] noise comes  
[Gdim] from  
[G7] behind 

[C] Bang Bang Maxwell's silver hammer came  
[D7] down upon his head 

[G7] Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer 

Made  
[Dm] sure that  
[G7] he was  
[C] dead  
[G7]  
[C] 

[C]///  
[C]///  
[D7]///  
[D7]///  
[G7]///  
[G7]/// 
[Dm]/  
[G7]/  
[C]  
[G7]  
[C] 

[C] Sil  
[E7] ver  
[Am] Hamm  
[C7] er  
[F]  
[G7]  
[C]  
[G7]  
[C]