ukulele
                                               
[G]  
[Em]  
[C]  
[Am] 

The  
[G] Indians send signals from the  
[Em] rocks above the pass 

The  
[C] cowboys take positions in the  
[Am] bushes and the grass 

The  
[Eb] squaw is with the Corporal she is  
[Cm] tied against the tree 

She  
[Eb] doesn't mind the language it's the  
[Cm] beating she don't need 

She  
[Eb] lets loose all the horses when the  
[Cm] Corporal is asleep 

And he  
[G] wakes to find the fire's dead and  
[Em] arrows in his hats 

And  
[C] Davy Crockett rides around and  
[F] says it's cool for cats 

It’s cool for  
[Em] cats (cool for  
[A] cats) 

The  
[G] Sweeney's doing ninety cos they've  
[Em] got the word to go 

They  
[C] get a gang of villains in a  
[Am] shed up at Heathrow 

They're  
[Eb] counting out the fivers when the  
[Cm] handcuffs lock again 

[Eb] In and out of Wandsworth with the  
[Cm] numbers on their names 

It's  
[Eb] funny how their missus' always  
[Cm] look the bleeding same 

And  
[G] meanwhile at the station there's a  
[Em] couple of likely lads 

Who  
[C] swear like how's your father and they're  
[F] very cool for cats 

They're cool for  
[Em] cats (cool for  
[A] cats) 

[Em]  
[A] 

To  
[G] change the mood a little I've been  
[Em] posing down the pub 

On  
[C] seeing my reflection I'm  
[Am] looking slightly rough 

I  
[Eb] fancy this, I fancy that, I  
[Cm] wanna be so flash 

I  
[Eb] give a little muscle and I  
[Cm] spend a little cash 

But  
[Eb] all I get is bitter and a  
[Cm] nasty little rash 

And  
[G] by the time I'm sober I've for- 
[Em]-gotten what I've had 

And  
[C] ev'rybody tells me that it's  
[F] cool to be a cat 

Cool for  
[Em] cats (cool for  
[A] cats) 

[G] Shake up at the disco and I  
[Em] think I've got a pull 

I  
[C] ask her lots of questions and she  
[Am] hangs on to the wall 

I  
[Eb] kiss her for the first time and  
[Cm] then I take her home 

I'm in- 
[Eb]-vited in for coffee and I  
[Cm] give the dog a bone 

She  
[Eb] likes to go to discos but she's  
[Cm] never on her own 

I  
[G] said I'll see you later and I  
[Em] give her some old chat 

But  
[C] it's not like that on the TV  
[F] when it's cool for cats