ukulele
                 
[Dm] Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid 

I've been working on a cocktail called  
[C] Grounds for  
[G] Divorce 

[Dm] Whoah  
[C]  
[G] 

[Dm] Polishing a compass that I  
[C] hold in my  
[G] sleep 

[Dm] Whoah  
[C]  
[G] 

[Dm] Doubt comes in on sticks but then he  
[C] kicks like a  
[G] horse 

[Dm] Whoah  
[C]  
[G] 

[Dm] There's a Chinese cigarette case 

And the  
[C] rest you can  
[G] keep 

And the  
[C] rest you can  
[G] keep 

And the  
[C] rest you can  
[G] keep 

[Dm] There's a hole in my neighbourhood  
[C] down which of late I cannot help  
[G] but fall 

[Dm] There's a hole in my neighbourhood  
[C] down which of late I cannot help  
[G] but fall 

Instrumental 

[Dm] Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid 

Instrumental with Oooo 

[Dm] There's this whispering of jokers doing  
[C] flesh by the  
[G] pound 

[Dm] To a chorus of supposes from  
[C] the little town  
[G] whores 

[Dm] There'll be twisted karaokee at  
[C] the Aniseed  
[G] lounge 

[Dm] And I'll bring you further roses, but it  
[C] does you no  
[G] good 

and it  
[C] does you no  
[G] good, and it  
[C] does you no  
[G] good 

[Dm] There's a hole in my neighbourhood  
[C] down which of late I cannot help  
[G] but fall 

[Dm] There's a hole in my neighbourhood  
[C] down which of late I cannot help  
[G] but fall 

[Dm] There's a hole in my neighbourhood  
[C] down which of late I cannot help  
[G] but fall 

Instrumental 

[Dm] Someday we'll be drinking with the seldom seen kid 

Instrumental with Oooo