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[C] I don't care if it rains or freezes 

[F] Long as I have my plastic Jesus  

[C] Sitting on the dashboard of my  
[G] car  
[G7]  

[C] Comes in colors pink and pleasant  

[F] Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent  

[C] Take Him with you  
[G7] when you travel  
[C] far  
[C] 

[NC] Plastic  
[C] Jesus, Plastic  
[F] Jesus  

[C] Riding on the dashboard of my  
[G] car  
[G7]  

[C] I'm afraid He'll have to go  

His  
[F] magnets ruin my radio  

And  
[C] if I have a  
[G7] wreck He'll leave a  
[C] scar  
[C] 

[C] Get yourself a Sweet Madonna  

[F] Dressed in rhinestones sittin on a  

[C] Pedestal of abalone  
[G] shell  
[G7]  

[C] Goin' ninety, I ain't scary  

[F] 'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary  

AsĀ­ 
[C]suring me that  
[G7] I won't go to  
[C] Hell  
[C] 

[NC] Plastic  
[C] Jesus, Plastic  
[F] Jesus  

[C] Riding on the dashboard of my  
[G] car  
[G7]  

[C] Though the sunshine on His back  

[F] Makes Him peel, chip and crack  

A  
[C] little patching  
[G7] keeps Him up to  
[C] par  
[C] 

[NC] Plastic  
[C] Jesus, Plastic  
[F] Jesus  

[C] Riding on the dashboard of my  
[G] car  
[G7]  

[C] I'm afraid He'll have to go  

His  
[F] magnets ruin my radio  

And  
[C] if I have a  
[G7] wreck He'll leave a  
[C] scar  
[C]*  
[G7]*  
[C]